Norske satanister innfører ny helligdag
Nå er det på tide at de norske helligdager blir mer livssynsnøytralt.
“Alle burde lure folk mer, sier styreleder lusifer”
Norske satanister vil innføre 1. April som en helligdag. Du lurer kanskje på hvorfor? Det gjorde vi i Andhrimner også, men styreleder nektet å svare. Man kan si mye om det moderne satanistiske forbund, men en ting er helt sikkert: de har utseende med seg.
Brød og sirkus
Mennesket lever ikke av brød alene, men av brød og sirkus.
Selv om du verken heter Jesus Kristus eller Juvernal, kan du vel i blant kjenne trangen til å bli presentert litt underholdning.
Skole-Dropout blir hypnotisør
Fjong og freidig står hu der.
Fysørn.
Ja erre mulig å bli mer fjong enn henne?
Demonbesettelse på pinseleir
Han brekte fra talerstolen. Øynene i salen skinte mot ham. Ain’t no party like a holy ghost party. Det var hvertfall sant.
Det ble dessert den kvelden.
I helgen braket det løs på pinseleir. Du skulle sett unga.
Milde moses får makeover
Det sies at tiden leger alle sår, men etter 2400 år med kosmetisk utvikling skulle man tro at resultatene endelig ville begynne å vise seg.
Jeg innser nå at det kreves mer enn periodisk faste og antiflamatoriske kosttilskudd får å finne ungdomskilden, for her står Ramses II – rank, restaurert og med kjevelinje lik en gresk gud, bare noen år tidligere på markedet.
At dette er en mann av karakter er det ingen tvil om. Vi skulle nesten tro han heller har badet i evighetens algoritme – og kommet ut med hud lik en AI-filtrert Cleopatra på spa.
Naturligvis var Nivea allerede på lanseringen og skulle promotere sin nye fuktighetskrem: "Eternal Youth”, men ble straks fortvilet siden de fikk beskjed om at parabener ikke er kosher i egyptiske balsameringsritualer. Den eneste kremen Ramses trengte, var laget av harpiks, mirra og antisemitisme.
Bilde: Face Reconstruction of Ramses II, Based on the Pharoah’s Mummy. Vintage Everyday, 6. september 2021
Link: https://www.vintag.es/2021/09/rameses-ii-facial-reconstruction.html#google_vignette
Kirke for homofile
Make it stand out
Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
Det finnes vel ikke tvil om at det kan forekomme ulike klovnerier i dette land.
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It all begins with an idea.
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
Don’t worry about sounding professional. Sound like you. There are over 1.5 billion websites out there, but your story is what’s going to separate this one from the rest. If you read the words back and don’t hear your own voice in your head, that’s a good sign you still have more work to do.
Be clear, be confident and don’t overthink it. The beauty of your story is that it’s going to continue to evolve and your site can evolve with it. Your goal should be to make it feel right for right now. Later will take care of itself. It always does.
Blog Post Title Three
It all begins with an idea.
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
Don’t worry about sounding professional. Sound like you. There are over 1.5 billion websites out there, but your story is what’s going to separate this one from the rest. If you read the words back and don’t hear your own voice in your head, that’s a good sign you still have more work to do.
Be clear, be confident and don’t overthink it. The beauty of your story is that it’s going to continue to evolve and your site can evolve with it. Your goal should be to make it feel right for right now. Later will take care of itself. It always does.
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It all begins with an idea.
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
Don’t worry about sounding professional. Sound like you. There are over 1.5 billion websites out there, but your story is what’s going to separate this one from the rest. If you read the words back and don’t hear your own voice in your head, that’s a good sign you still have more work to do.
Be clear, be confident and don’t overthink it. The beauty of your story is that it’s going to continue to evolve and your site can evolve with it. Your goal should be to make it feel right for right now. Later will take care of itself. It always does.